Although I might lose every one of my subscribers for this, I have to say it.
Twilight is just plan stupid.
I will admit, I was in Twilight's trance that it puts on you, making you wish you were Bella, or a vampire that could live forever and marry Edward, and you are stuck in the phase when you feel like everything is about Twilight, but its not.
Numero Uno. The main character, Bella, is a whiny do nothing that relies on Edward to save her night and day, and as seen, when he leaves her, she is nothing, just a boring character that moans and complains about everything. Oh wait, that was pretty much what she was before.
Numero 2. The writing is TERRIBLE. I guarantee you that Stephanie Meyer is simply in this for the fame and money, definitely not for the joy of writing. If this was a college novel sent in for a grade, guess who would be failing English Lit?
Number 3. Robert Pattinson, which plays Edward, looks like the ugliest thing once you make his eyes red and his skin ghost pale. I am a Potterhead, not a Twihard, and we had Robert first, when he was attractive! Anyone here watch Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter 4? Robert Pattinson played ill fated Cedric Diggory, and his physical colors weren't absurdly warped.
Numba Fo. What kind of message does this book send? Throw your life away for a handsome guy when he could leave you at any second? Join a strange cult that sucks people's blood? Stephenie Meyer, you really could be sending a good message, but no, you chose to write worthless entertainment when the world is slowly getting crueler.
Numero Cinco. Stephenie Meyer, you have caused about 4,876,103 friendships to end over who likes Edward and who likes Jacob. Although I find it stupid, (seeing as no one except for the little brat Bella gets them, why argue over them?) some people take this very seriously and literally think they have a chance with either Jacob or Edward, * cough* fictional character *cough*, and ruin relationships over it.
Okay, Stephenie when people look back on 2010 and see one of the top selling books is Twilight, they might decide to read it. And then the entire literary society in 2060 will think that we all were terrible writers, and will call this the "decade of arguably the worst piece of literary work of ALL TIME".
So, as 80% of you have read it, get yourself out of the TwiTrance, and read a good book!
Really people of 2060 are going to base their opinion about authors over one young adult book series? Wow so they'll look past all the other amazing writers and think they just suck in general cause Stephenie Meyer was not skilled in the writing field. So that means J.K. Rowling must be an awful writer? Seems to be what you are saying.
ReplyDeleteOh just to let you know Robert Pattinson is allowed to have other rolls in other movies. Even if he is a horrible looking pale vampire.
Also, Twilight isnt the end it all reason why friendships break up. Really not that concerned when its 13 year olds involved since in a few months anyway some other fad will probably make them fight anyway. Drama exists amoung the young and if you can stay friends past high school then kudos to you. I would be concerned for the adults of course but there is always underlying reasons for relationship problems. Not just one petty subject.
Yes Bella is whiny but so are you.
This book isnt trying to send a message to anyone. Its a fictional story. Read the book Wintergirls now that is a book sending a message. Twilight is just a fictional book for entertainment. Now get over it.
By the way, you know your like 5 years too late for these kind of arguments right?? Try twilightsucks.com they have much better debates about twilight and the franchise than you just made.
ROFL! You amuse me! I hope you realize I was not insulting anyone who reads Twilight, no! Merely Twilight itself, and I hope you do not take anything to offense.
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